Gas Prices (Satirical Piece)

                                                                                                                                            10/11/14
                                         

                                                Gas Prices could go down about .99 cents yeah!!!!!!!!!




Spartanburg, SC -Note that during the past September, Oil prices are going down and even gas prices are going down too, yeah! According to AAA the price of gas has dropped 15 cents a day which now averages $2. Gas Prices have been going down due to the decline in oil prices and how the congress sued all of the oil companies for just making money and not caring about us which is so so so unfair!


Analysts speculate that the price of gas may even go down to .99 cents by the end of December. Many people think that it is extremely extremely impossible for gas prices to go down at .99 cents. In South Carolina, the average price of gas is $1.60 which is 40 cents lower than the U.S average. We went outside of the Spartanburg Area and found prices between $1.40-$1.60. The lowest price of gas we found was at a Chevron gas Station, which was only free!, whereas, the highest price of gas was only arm and leg the at the Speedway station.


  Bob, the spokesman of CBS says that how

"South Carolina is one of the fewest states that gas is really cheap".

Bob goes to the Texaco station off of  Highway 43 and talks to the station owner.

"Hey folks!, were at the Texaco station off  of  Highway 43 in Greenville, SC."

"As you can see at this Texaco, gas is only about $1.41,which is 5 cents less then yesterday at $1.46".

"Bill are you happy that gas prices are going down"?, said Bob

"Yes, sir and I am looking forward to continue see gas prices going down and attract more customers".

"I do not have any money, so is it okay that I just give you my clothes and my computer to pay for gas", said Bob.

Hahahahaha!, sure give me your clothes and your computer and you can go right ahead to pay for gas", said Bill.


   Analysts say that South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee are the only states where gas prices are found to be cheap. The highest price of gas are founded in states such as ugly Michigan, precious California and the joyful of Hawaii.

 Analysts say that the decline of gas prices should be able to continue till Mid-March, the time of switching winter-summer blend.



 "It's not guaranteed that the price of gas will never go up", said Bob.

"Yet it could be possible, and we may even pay gas for free in the next 5 years" said Bob.


 "Because if anything happens that has due to with gas prices like refinery shutdowns, unrest/threats in the middle east then the price of oil will go up and gas will be much more than an arm and a leg".

 "Till now, we should all enjoy the decline in gas prices, as long as it lasts".

 "Spokesman Bob in Spartanburg, SC says good bye".